Made on the farm.
Shared from the farm.

None of this shit makes sense.....

You guys are amazing! Our Fans, our Followers, our Family. You guys have always believed in me. Figgy. Only almost of the days two years old and in charge of all things socials at Figgy's Farm. You have been with me whilst I've told my side of the story and shown you what makes up Figgy's Farm. You have been with me every step of the way and it is so damn cool. We are so thankful. We are humbled and you inspire us. We are proud to share from Ours to Yours...

We be a mixed family of nine, and in August 2025 we moved to a galaxy far, far North — OTG 0479. Since then, we've got down to the serious business of adopting animals who need adopting. Not all of them were abandoned. Not all of them were unloved. Some were. Some just needed a new chance. And somehow, we became that chance.

Our ultimate goal is to become an “official” adoption centre for farm animals. We're a menagerie of all sorts, and a family that keeps getting bigger. Already there be me Figgy, then Awa and Tonto, us three doggos; Hangi the kunekune pig, or Piri Piri as we lovingly call him; the chimkins; the goatie girls; Uncle Richie's and Aunty Gina's beefy boys out in the paddocks keeping the grass down; and our five orphan, hand-raised sheep, led by Korma and bringing up the rear, little Shweety.

All together, we are Figgy's Farm. What we're trying to do is pretty simple: raise awareness, raise a few dollars, and create a place of sanctuary for those who need sanctuary. Every bit of merch you see here — our apparel, our F.A.T. HOPI and everything else we create — helps us raise funds to give the animals better lives and better living conditions, better access to vet care, and to make sure all of them are fed properly.

We've got big dreams for the goatie girls: ramps, jumps and nice high places to clamber over. We'd love to build up the chimkins into a proper little flock so we can give free eggs back to our community. We take care of the land because we love the land, and because the land has taken care of us. We're forever grateful that when we moved here, we found ourselves a Mr and Mrs Genius, who have become an integral part of Figgy's Farm, along with my Mums, Dad — AKA the Fat Man — E Little E Lee, and the Moko kids, the grandchildren: Bera, Farmarni and AJ.....

That is us: our Family, us animals, the orchard, the "market garden", the paddocks, the river running through it all. We live off it, we farm it, we look after it. This is our peace. This is our love, and we want to give every single one of you a little piece of it. Thanks for tuning in, friends. Welcome to Figgy's Farm!